Таке-ось переслала сьогодні секретарка:
Tomorrow is April Fool’s Day and as a result it is plausible that we may experience receiving emails that contain April Fools Day virus. Presently there are no indications of such an occurrence, however, I wish to remind you to be vigilant that should you observe an email whose sender is unknown to you, or if you are asked to click on a link, you are strongly advised not to respond to the email or click on the link. Clicking on an unknown link can have devastating affect on the contents of your computer and your identity, hence be very cautious before you take such an action.
I also request that you kindly circulate my note to all your department colleagues and wishing you all the very best. Many thanks and regards,
Мені найбільше сподабалося оце: "can have devastating affect on the contents of your computer and your identity."
Тут навіть студентів не треба цитувати для сміху – досить процитувати університетських комп’ютерників.